i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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