was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
