I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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