Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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