had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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