What tipped you off? The sombrero?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Houston, we have a blender
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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