So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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