He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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