I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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