they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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