Dual....:-)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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