It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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