quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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