dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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