Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your tits are I can't wait for
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
