she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
is it fun? or sober?
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