So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
