She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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