I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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