the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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