Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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