it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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