So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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