He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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