I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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