So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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