yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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