I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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