Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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