Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
