Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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