is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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