So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I look better un-naked...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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