my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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