She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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