I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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