Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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