hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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