haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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