I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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