She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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