you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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