You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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