i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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