i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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