wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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