GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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