I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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