Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Sober January is a disaster.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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