She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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