i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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