is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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