before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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