so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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