is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
either way he was missing a nipple.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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